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Fornax Turian Special by CreepyCatProductions Fornax Turian Special by CreepyCatProductions
The artists: :iconviolette-aner::iconsuthnmeh:

This had to be done. You all know it. You were all WISHING for this, admit it.

Fornax is a fictional mature magazine in the Mass Effect universe which you can buy in the Omega Station in the second game. The fans then went so far as to make an actual magazine. It's mostly nude Asari. If you're interested in blue cartoon titties, this is the tumblr: [link]. Beware the pornographic content, kids!

Oh, and the giant wrench is a metaphor. *winkwinknudgenudge*

We believe the rest speaks for itself so.... enjoy!

And if anyone wants to fill up this issue with real articles, you have our blessing.
That is, someone please do it.

Garrus Vakarian belongs to Bioware. Bioware belongs to EA. EA is the ultimate evil. 'Nuff said.
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:iconmegadriver2:
megadriver2 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
Why have I never seen Shepard on a fornax cover? Surely hot women throughout the galaxy are getting wet just by thinking about Shepard.
And Shepard is the biggest pimp on the Citadel XD
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stormfjord Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Omg Omg *bounces around* Awesome!
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:iconbaninuk:
baninuk Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
he's a little thin...
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A1r2i3e4l5 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
:iconexcitedblushplz::iconnosebleedingplz::iconcannotevenplz: OMG OMGOMGOGMOMGOGMGO I so want a this magazine!!!!!
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:iconnightchildmoonchild:
nightchildmoonchild Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
If only I could get a subscription...
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:iconjexymg:
JexyMG Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
haha :p
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:iconrunetrantor:
RuneTrantor Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You only found 10 reasons? XD
Damn Bioware for adding that cruel biological barrier, they knew Turians and Quarians would be fan favorites. D:
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N7GVLVR Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
OMG! I'm dying over here! LOL!
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:iconsamhainophilia:
Samhainophilia Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Calibrates the Commander's core reactor in his free time."

I AM SO DONE alksjdhas
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:iconregnaze:
regnaze Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Cool! I love it !!!!
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:iconthedarklordofmordor:
TheDarkLordOfMordor Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
And now we know why Garrus wasn't romancable in ME1. He had fallen in love at first sight with the Mako.
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bananafishdog Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbrohugplz:
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:icongohokekitty:
GohokeKitty Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hrghufgahhziujhc...

You just broke my brain.

And my keyboard is covered in drool.

And I couldn't care less...
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:iconzynischeetwas:
ZynischeEtwas Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I would buy it!
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:iconshirteater:
shirteater Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Lol it's only 10 credits. These turians are under selling themselves. They deserve more! :icontakemymoneyplz:

And gawd if this is the actual next volume of Fornax. :onfire:
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:iconrayelynn:
Rayelynn Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Lol I love the comment on the bottom right.... I know he spent a lot of time calibrating my Shepards core reactor ;)

Love it!
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:icondrawanon:
drawanon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh sweet baby jesus. Yes. Yes please. :iconlickplz::icongarrusplz:
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:iconmalgrumm:
malgrumm Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
so...much...want!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconjuliangreystoke:
JulianGreystoke Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Best. Thing. Ever!
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:iconexperiment-project:
Experiment-Project Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
This and the special krogan issues are my favs!
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:iconazulenearoma:
AzuleneAroma Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional General Artist
he's got a big tool there... I love it good job and a new fav!
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:iconskyward-dreamer:
Skyward-Dreamer Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Oh god YESSSSSSS! xD

THANK YOU for making my day. No, my week. Or make that month, lol. :)
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:iconswordoftruthiness:
swordoftruthiness Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My body was not ready for this.

DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT
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:iconraven-jadewolfe:
Raven-Jadewolfe Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hells yeah!!!
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:iconactuallyfenharel:
ActuallyFenHarel Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Epic.
:worship:
:iconclapplz:
:iconepicclapplz:
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manda091987 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
OMG this awesome!!! I love the part at the bottom. "Calibrates the Commander's core reactor in his free time." Great work! This is awesome!!!

:drool: He is so :iconyummyplz:
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:iconbelanna42:
Belanna42 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I wish he could calibrate my core reactor... :giggle:

This is awesome!!!! :D
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:icondragonwyrd316:
Dragonwyrd316 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Brain. Fried. 'nuff said
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:iconswordoftruthiness:
swordoftruthiness Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

Is awesome. x3
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:icondracontar:
Dracontar Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Pffft this is so sauceome. :3
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:iconalphmega:
Alphmega Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I would buy this. For a lot.
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:iconhigh-guard:
High-Guard Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
GET! OUT! OF! MY! MIINNNNNNNDDDD!!!!!! :iconfffwikusplz:

DAMN. All I'm gonna say. DAMN.
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:iconsuthnmeh:
suthnmeh Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Don't be silly, I'm sure you can get out a few more exploding heads and humping icons XD
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High-Guard Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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:iconsuthnmeh:
suthnmeh Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
that's good too.
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:iconhigh-guard:
High-Guard Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOOOOOL YUS

This is why I luff you! LOL
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:iconsuthnmeh:
suthnmeh Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Ffffffffffffff I LUFF YA TOO!!
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:iconhigh-guard:
High-Guard Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Huurrrrr :iconspazhugplz:
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Katrin-chan Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Like it! :iconthumbplz:

:XD:
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