This had to be done. You all know it. You were all WISHING for this, admit it.
Fornax is a fictional mature magazine in the Mass Effect universe which you can buy in the Omega Station in the second game. The fans then went so far as to make an actual magazine. It's mostly nude Asari. If you're interested in blue cartoon titties, this is the tumblr: [link]
. Beware the pornographic content, kids!
Oh, and the giant wrench is a metaphor. *winkwinknudgenudge*
We believe the rest speaks for itself so.... enjoy!
And if anyone wants to fill up this issue with real articles, you have our blessing.
That is, someone please do it.
Garrus Vakarian belongs to Bioware. Bioware belongs to EA. EA is the ultimate evil. 'Nuff said.